”Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”
– Douglas Adams

”The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.”
– Douglas Adams

”I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
– Douglas Adams

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete foo
– Douglas Adams